Clusterfuck Recipe

You will need:

2 fucking fuckers
2.3 fucked fucks
6 fucked fuckers
1 fuck

1. Fuck the fucking fuckers with all the fucked fucks. Fuck until fucking fucked.

2. When the fucking fuckers are fucked, fuck them with fucked fuckers – then fucking fuck them while fucking the fuck. The fuck should be fucked, with fucking fuck on the fucked fuck-fucker. Fuck, then fuck again.

3. Fuck the fuckers. If not fucked, fuck until fucking fucked. Once fucked, fuck them with a fucking fuck, fucking each fuck-fucker like a fucked fucker fucks fucking fucks.

4. The fuck should be fucking fucked. Fuck it, fuck the fucking fuckers and fuck it all until fucking fucked to fuck.

5. Fuck until fucked.

6. Fuck!

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